Trader Jakes – Issue 814- November 30, 2018
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Fishing the Indian River circa 1900
TWO OLD GUYS, ABE AND SOL,
are sitting on a park bench
feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day.
Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in
heaven?" Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But
let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's
baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same." They
shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. One
day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by him-
self when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol ... Sol ..." Sol responds,
"Abe! Is that you?" "Yes, it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost. Sol, still
amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?" "Well," says Abe,
"I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first,"
says Sol. Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven." Sol says,
"That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?" Abe
sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."
St. John’s River Boat Race 1940’s