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AFTER STOPPING FOR DRINKS AT AN ILLEGAL BAR
a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was
supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had
escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went
to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride.
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the
staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fan-
- Four teenagers, including the police chief's
son, broke into a funeral home. They had planned to steal embalm-
ing fluid, dip cigarettes in it and smoke them. But when they could-
n't find any fluid, they decided to cut off the finger of a corpse and
took turns trying to smoke it.
YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!